That's no banana!

silver worm's picture

So tonight (Monday) I got on a Milbrea train at Civic Center around 6:30 P.M. and headed for an open seat at the front of the car. I thought to myself "The BART gods are watching over me! I have a seat!" As I went to sit down, I noticed a rotten banana on the floor below. Then the smell hit me...... That is no banana, it's $#!T. Ewwwwwww! O.K. I am used to the smell of urine but poo on the train? Yuk! I wish I could have seen who did it. I would rub their face in it! Obviously no one had reported it because it looked like it had been drying there for a while.

rafa1215's picture

Good thing you didn't slip on it.

I would have helped you with rubbing their face in it.

I assumed you reported it.

silver worm's picture

I did. The T.O. said someone else had reported it to him. I've got to remember to take photos. This one would have made the Unhealthy Hall of Fame.

TreoBART's picture

The most human poo I've ever seen in one spot was on the stairs in a blue line train staion in Philadelphia. The stairs led to some sort of service gate or closed off area (a lot of the underground areas have been abandoned) and I had the bright idea to go up and take a look. I got to the first step and when the smell hit me I looked down...that was shocking. I can't believe it got that bad without being cleaned. Then again, who would want to go over there anyway...

chrystalflanders's picture

Banana impersonations of Turds? I think that a turd that big would have stunk up the car so bad that it would be intolerable. Was it crusty? Maybe it was a banana disguised as a turd.

silver worm's picture

Chrystal... You are freak'n killn' me! But since you asked, it was quite black and crusty. He he!

That's nothing - once I went to buy a BART ticket in the city and there was sh*t smeared all over the card swipe. At first I thought someone had smeared food over it, but then I caught a whiff... but technically it was food at one time, so my first thought was not completely wrong.

coffee_bucks_87's picture

i remember the day that someone puked in car 1844 coming back from an A's game...

A.T.'s picture

-Throws Up-

bandh's picture

Worst excrement story ever: Someone left their "calling card" on an escalator in a downtown SF station. Spread it all over the place. An escalator of filth.