To the lady with the black trenchcoat, jeans and new balance shoes

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Submitted by boopiejones on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:00am

Your ass is too fat for you to be leaning it against the side of my seat. It keeps bumping into my shoulder. I repeat: your ass is too fat.

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rafa1215's picture

As in Kim Kardash fat? :)

Submitted by rafa1215 on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:14am.

As in Kim Kardash fat? :)

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I would've poked it with a

Submitted by MalcoveMagnesia on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 2:39pm.

I would've poked it with a spork.

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Rub the Ass and Make a Wish.

Submitted by chrystalflanders on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 9:36am.

Rub the Ass and Make a Wish. Then when she looks at you crazy just say, "I wanted to see how smooshy if felt."

-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com

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Shrapnel's picture

Pictures, boopie, pictures.

Submitted by Shrapnel on Wed, 10/01/2008 - 1:51pm.

Pictures, boopie, pictures.

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