F*cking Car Stolen Again!!!!

Stolen at McArthur Tuesday. Came back from work Tuesday around 5pm and my car was missing from stall. Luckily it was found in Pleasanton and in tact this time. I have a Honda and they love joyriding in it. I have the club so hopefully this will deter them.
-Chrystal Flanders
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The Club is a great
The Club is a great deterrent, especially if you catch the little shitheads stealing your car and use it as its name suggests...
Have you called Bart police?
Have you called Bart police? Don't they have security cameras in the garage? Can you review the tapes? Do you need a subpoena?
Pleasanton seems like an
Pleasanton seems like an awefully strange place to take a stolen car. People in pleasanton are much more on the quilting bee end of the spectrum than the side show end. When police found your car, were the seats reapholstered in quilts depicting the stations of the cross?
Perhaps the god fearing citizens of pleasanton were trying to avenge you for your constant potty mouth and occasional enjoyment of dildos. Another reason why we should all hate pleasanton.
In all seriousness, that totally sucks. Good luck getting all those quilts unstitched.
boopiejones: you forgot to
boopiejones: you forgot to finish your post with:
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Boopie I think I'll frame
Boopie I think I'll frame this one. It is classic. :o).. I love it. When I went to the police station to get the release the lady at the counter did look at me with a raised brow. It was like, "Are you sure your car was stolen? Maybe you misplaced it and it's still probably in stall number 454 in stead of 455 like you thought." When you have a car and it's as old as mine, you don't purposely steal your own car. Aparently you don't want to buy another one so you drive around that old piece of junk.
- Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
"Are you sure your car was
"Are you sure your car was stolen? Maybe you misplaced it and it's still probably in stall number 454 in stead of 455 like you thought."
Who said that?
The lady at Pleasanton Police
The lady at Pleasanton Police station looked at me with a raised brow as if to say that, but she didn't actually say it. When I reported it to the officer at the Bart station, he did go out and look at the stall and cruise the lot to make sure I hadn't parked it somewhere else. I had double checked my receipt before I even walked to the bart agent booth to report it. I didn't want to be wrong. I checked the date, and stall number. There was broken beer bottle glass on the ground in the stall, but not from my car. My car was actually in tact when I got it back. They didnt' do anything to it this time, just drive over to Pleasanton and park it.
-Chrystal Flanders
http://www.damnyouchrystal.com
I doubt it.. scan the police
I doubt it.. scan the police report and maybe we'll believe you
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Just to let you know, the
Just to let you know, the CLUB is worthless. My car was stolen years back with the "CLUB" +ALARM. You know what they did? They used a saw (not sure on the size), but had a really clean cut and bent the stirring wheel forward to slide it off. Probably took less than 30 seconds. If they are stealing cars, I'm sure they know of this already.
with bolt cutters or a hack
with bolt cutters or a hack saw, i am sure you could make a couple cuts in the steering wheel and pop a club right off. some steering wheels are likely made of 100% plastic. a swift kick would probably crack it enough to pull a club off.
Yep, you got that right. When
Yep, you got that right.
When I started driving to BART I considered an alarm or something but I decided the best thing to do is just not leave anything important in my car, not even in the trunk, and not care about my car. I'm not saying I wouldn't be mad that someone stole it or pried out my radio (again), but I expect it will happen to me someday, so I think the day it happens I'll be annoyed and inconvenienced at most.
I'll probably decline to buy a new car because I have to park at BART every day. I scraped my car down a pole in a parking garage and busted my marker light the other day. I just laughed and ordered a new part. Oops. Whatever. It's kind of nice to not have to worry about cosmetics.