Get out of the way!
I am sick and tired of faregate hogs and indecisive borders.
A faregate hog is that special someone who waits until it's their turn to go through the gate and then and only then starts digging through purses, backpacks or pockets to find their ticket. Once they find the ticket, they try cramming it into the slot the wrong way or there's something else wrong with it so they keep trying and trying again while the line behind them grows longer and longer. For some reason, faregate hogs only appear at rush hour and during those times when entry or exit has been restricted to a single faregate.
STOP DOING THIS. You fail at using the ticket. Go see the station agent like the faregate keeps tell you to do. Stop making everyone else late!
Indecisive boarders are those people who stroll (not walk) three feet past the train doors, pause, look to the left, look to the right, look to the left again, look to the right again before figuring out which way they're going to go into the rest of the train. Meanwhile, the 20 people in line behind this jerk have to move around him or wait for him to make up his mind. Like faregate hogs, indecisive boarders multiply during rush hour.
STOP DOING THIS. All seats go to all the stations the train stops at, arrive at the same time and look and smell equally disgusting (except for the seats on the ends of the cars, those are worse). If you're doing this because lots of people are standing, guess what that means: THERE ARE NO SEATS FOR YOU, YOU PRECIOUS FREAKING FLOWER! Just move in and deal with it!
There are some days when I wish I could just shove faregate hogs and indecisive boarders out of the way. They'd probably whine about how rude and inconsiderate me doing something like that was, though, and then I'd have to do something worse before choking on the irony.
So I come here to rant instead. :)