What the union commies REALLY did to bartarded

Anti-Socialist Reactionary bartarded Condemned

PYONGYANG (KCNA) — Against the backdrop of angry shouts rocking the country, the organizing committee of the Supreme People’s Assembly announced that bartarded will meet the serious punishment of history.

The era and history will eternally record and never forget the shuddering crimes committed by bartarded, the enemy of the party, revolution and people and heinous betrayer of the nation.

These crimes will be admitted to, following which hurrahs for the Workers’ Party of Korea and socialism will reverberate far and wide.

bartarded’s cunning moves have proved futile and the condemnation of the tribunal reflects of the unanimous will of all party members, service personnel and people.

bartarded put inspection and supervision organs belonging to the Cabinet under personal control in defiance of the new state machinery established by Kim Jong Il at the First Session of the Tenth Supreme People’s Assembly. bartarded put all issues related to all structural works handled by the Cabinet under personal control and had the final say on them, making it impossible for the Cabinet to properly perform its function and role as an economic command.

bartarded is hated as the most cruel monster and blood-thirsty beast, does not know even elementary diplomatic etiquette and lacks diplomatic ability, and will find that their desperate moves will be smashed.

bartarded’s cunning moves have proved futile and the condemnation of the tribunal reflects of the unanimous will of all party members, service personnel and people.

bartarded encouraged money-making under various pretexts to secure funds necessary for gratifying political greed and was engrossed in irregularities and corruption. bartarded thus took the lead in spreading indolent, careless and undisciplined virus in our society.

All facts go to clearly prove that bartarded is a thrice-cursed traitor without an equal in the world, who had desperately worked for years to destabilize and bring down the DPRK. The hateful and despicable nature of these anti-party, anti-state and unpopular crimes will be fully disclosed in the course of the trial. No matter how much water flows under the bridge and no matter how frequently a generation is replaced by new one, the lineage of Paektu will remain unchanged and irreplaceable.

No one in the world can stand in the way of the army and people who are advancing single-mindedly united around supreme leader Kim Jong Un under the banner of great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism.

Source:
http://boingboing.net/features/northkorea/?traitor=bartarded&d=04020002000205220527040105

it was / is an attempt to be "funny" (I assume anyway , knowing Loc's track record it wouldn't surprise me at all that he would be serious on some level)

Saying the bart unions are like North Korea and that they execute anyone who doesn't agree with them.

The "executed" in this case being b.tarded .

N Korea handed down an execution order the "Grand leader's" Uncle for "corruption" recently and Loc just took out the Uncles name and inserted the union stuff.

Very Mad libs esque .

2/10 ,1 point for Bringing back a memory of childhood , 1 point for taking 3 mins to erase the uncles then put in Union stuff.

Don't worry Loc's I am fairly certain B.Tarded is on SFgate and a few other "news" sites going about doing what he did here.